He would love to have a sleepover with Princess Sparkle, I’m sure.
We’ve been over this, Sadie. Their love was never meant to be. She’s a princess, and he’s only a captain, which means that she is waaaay out of his league.
I guess this is where I should tell you something about myself, right? Something that will draw you in, maybe give you the 'wow' factor. Well, I'm loath to break it to you, but there really isn't much about me that's interesting. I'm a bit of a nerd. I like computers, video games, books; you know, anything that I can do on my own without having to have people around me. It's not that I necessarily don't like people, but more that people don't usually like me. So, I give it a go, but I'm not going to try to force someone that isn't interested to be my friend. My name is Nate, if you were wondering. Well, Nathaniel, but I prefer to go by Nate anyways. I'm a senior at Emerson University, and I major in computer programming. I'm pretty good at it, or so I like to think. Get to know me if you like, or don't; I suppose it doesn't matter that much. I'm a loyal friend, and a fairly nice person once you dredge through all the awkward.